Top Ten Darth Vader Secrets Exposed During the New Star Wars Movie
10. |
Regrets ever letting the Mir engineers design the Death Star |
9. |
Lost out to the pink bunny for the Energizer mascot gig
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8. |
He's not Y2K compliant
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7. |
His career in evil universe domination nearly destroyed forever after
his alleged "incident" with an Ewok hit the tabloids |
6. |
The Imperial Emperor is really his crazy uncle Wally |
5. |
Got suspended from Jedi Knight school for constantly making the light
saber "whoosh" noise during class |
4. |
For kicks, he and his buddies like to drink lots of beer and go Jabba
the Hutt tipping |
3. |
With his deep voice and heavy breathing, his high school guidance
counselor thought he had a future in phone sex
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2. |
Likes to go to bars and pick up chicks using the Jedi Mind Trick |
1. |
His wife died tragically when she mistook his light saber for her
"magic fingers" |