10. |
He left a trail of unwrapped, odd-smelling "chocolate Easter eggs"
throughout the house |
9. |
He got a little confused and decorated your Uncle Ed's bald head
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8. |
He planted fake Easter basket grass in his herb garden |
7. |
He runs around trying to steal kids' Trix cereal |
6. |
You noticed him getting a little too affectionate with your hollow
white chocolate "Betty Bunny" |
5. |
He enjoys entertaining the kids by standing on his head and shooting
jelly beans out of his "cotton tail"
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4. |
He cut off his own toe so he could have a key chain |
3. |
He leaves you a basket filled with a bottle of dish detergent, some
dental floss and a half-eaten purple Peep
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2. |
He hangs out in bars telling the ladies he's really Bugs Bunny
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1. |
His response to your child at his personal appearance: "Yeah, I got
your Easter eggs right here!"
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